Dear michaels.

Honey, love, sweet baby,
you changed your logo without telling me.
This doesn't mean we're breaking up no no no.
I just don't think you understood how much that hot red serif font Michael's sign got my blood going everytime i saw it.
I used to get hot everytime i dressed thinking of you, glowing under the moon.
I would tap my feet impatiently in the car. I couldn't wait to get to you, dear michaels.
Seeing that glowing red sign in that oh so distinctive font just absolutely made me ache for you.
Now you've changed.
I'm not leaving you, no. But please don't change your sign.
Cuz then? I wouldn't break up with you - but i might start seeing AC Moore on the side.
And you wouldn't want that would u? What with their easily accessible printable coupons and all....i'd hate to leave you for that....