f u starbucks (again)

T mobile can join in that big fuck you too.
I was meeting a friend for coffee/breakfast this morning and had 2 hours to kill before doing so.
With nowhere else to go, starbucks was the only option.
We all know how i feel about starbucks.
I had to get some "coffee" to sit here without the indian guilt creeping in so i got some.
It was too assy. ick.
Anyways i opened my laptop to kill some time when a tmobile page popped up and asked me to PAY FOR INTERNET USE.
As if.
The local coffee houses all have free internet so WHY CANT YOU HUH (i just erased a nice choice set of words that would make my mother disown me)
When i got online i googled this paying for internet thing and it pointed me to a starbucks page that says i could pay 3.99 for two hours? wha? Thanks for NOT OFFERING ME THAT OPTION BEFORE I PAID 9.99 for a day pass. Nice one! (just removed ANOTHER nice string of words)
I'm pissed.
While i'm at it. i will NEVER understand those girls who look daisy fresh and as put together as a lord and taylor store window at 8 frickin am. What? Do u skip the shower? Skip the sleep? Sleep in ur pumps? Have ur hair professionally blow dried at 6am? What? How?
If i'm to be anywhere early in the morning i will look perfectly homeless but smell fresh showered thats for damn sure.
Most of the day my lights are on but nobody's home. I will never be a morning person and i'm okay with that.
oh and starbux? You bring out the fuck you in me.
have a nice day!